What life would be like if Apple made my refrigerator:
– Every time I opened it there would be a message stating that i could not enjoy my pomegranate juice until i downloaded a patch for that little light in my fridge.
– When I reached for my dessert it would inform me that I had to authenticate this slice of pie before enjoying it or that i had reached the limit of kitchen appliances on which i could bite into a pie.
– Every 15 times I opened the fridge the food would not be there and in order for it to return I’d need to hold my hand on a button located in the dark corner of my freezer for 17 minutes. Then the fridge would flicker and beep like a hungry chickadee for 5 minutes. Eventually my food would reappear but it would be on different shelves and the wrappers would be twisted backwards or gone altogether.