100 pieces of advice for my daughters

I have two daughters. Both are brown-haired and blue-eyed: a lethal combination for boys and fathers. Both are funny, in very different ways. One can cross her eyes, the other cannot. I’ve been thinking a lot about them and what sort of people they will grow to become. This article is addressed to them. Five years from now, 10 years from now, 35 years from now, I hope some of this will be useful.

This was originally written in 2010 and revised in 2011. It has since been revised modestly.

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  1. Practice being a good listener. Nothing will teach you better patience than being an active listener. Look people in the eye when they’re speaking too.
  2. When you know more than the other person, don’t let on. It’s better to appear amazed by what they know than to seem like a know-it-all.
  3. Be careful in choosing your friends. Often they will be your greatest source of support, even more than family. However: never blindly follow them.
  4. You do not need a man to validate your worth.
  5. Love is a fickle thing, and I certainly cannot give expert testimony on the subject, but I do know this:  honest communication is very important.
  6. Bad things happen to EVERYONE. It’s how we react to them that matters.
  7. Shun drugs of any kind.
  8. When you’re right, no one will remember. When you’re wrong, no one will forget. Deal with it.
  9. Be suspicious of the motives of the government and organizations. If it has a treasurer, think carefully before joining it. In fact:
  10. Avoid politics. You’ll be happier staying away from the partisan rhetoric.
  11. Exercise regularly and make it a part of your everyday life. When you feel like you can’t possibly deal with the stresses of life, physical exercise can pull you through.
  12. Study hard at two things: writing  a coherent sentence and speaking in public. Once you’re in the real world trying to get a job, it’s not what you know that matters, but how well you communicate.
  13. Learn the rules of grammar in order to avoid embarrassing mistakes. People judge us by the way we speak. Don’t make mistakes concerning “your” and “you’re”, “too” and “to”, and the like.
  14. Do something that satisfies your creative urges. This is critical to happiness. If you can make a living doing this, all the better.
  15. Refrain from killing, even a spider. Scoop the little thing up and set it outside.
  16. When standing in line, let the person behind you go ahead. Make this a habit.
  17. Wherever you are, however much time you can give: volunteer.
  18. Don’t make someone a priority who considers you an option.
  19. Don’t ever stay with a man who hits you. Or cheats on you.
  20. Ask old people to tell you their stories.
  21. No rich person has ever built a physical thing. Every amazing thing ever designed by mankind was built by the working class. The Empire State Building was built by immigrants, the Great Wall of China was built by surfs, and the Great Pyramids were built by slaves. When possible, spend time with the working class and find out how they accomplish amazing things.
  22. Whatever you are spending time thinking about, you are becoming.
  23. Have the courage to go to a movie alone.
  24. Remember that harboring a resentment is like swallowing poison and waiting for the other person to die.
  25. Find a spiritual path that works for you and practice it. I’d suggest it have practical steps and tools that you can apply to your life. Blind faith, without practice, is not a spiritual path.
  26. Happiness comes from inside YOU, not from external factors.
  27. Learn how to do simple household repairs, this will save you money and give you something to do with your idle weekends.
  28. Read.
  29. Don’t crack your knuckles or bite your fingernails in public. Also: don’t fidget.
  30. Try never to borrow money, but lend it freely if you can afford to never see it again.
  31. Match your belt and shoes.
  32. Avoid caffiene.
  33. Make sure to move away from your hometown at least twice.
  34. If you must drink alcohol, never drink it at a work function.
  35. Listen to the Beatles, Ray Charles, and Johnny Cash.
  36. At their core, there’s no difference between the two major political parties.
  37. Don’t allow yourself to be distracted by “gadgets” – set aside your phone when in company. Be present with the people you’re with.
  38. Learn to iron your clothes and enjoy the simplicity of it. You’ll look nice, too.
  39. Surround yourself with people who are funny.
  40. Don’t indulge in sex for just the pleasure of it. Have standards and discriminate.
  41. Read Robinson CrusoeMoby DickHuckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, and other classics that intrigue you.
  42. When it comes to learning history, don’t worry so much about when and where, but learn why.
  43. Never accept a job based on money. And don’t marry for it.
  44. Be advised that much of our history is the story of man’s inhumanity to his fellow man. Racial and religious intolerance are a human condition that has only one cure: compassion.
  45. Never drive when you can walk.
  46. When it comes to humor, leave people wanting more.
  47. The simplest explanation is often the most likely.
  48. If you become an aunt, be the aunt who always sends a birthday card.
  49. Paying taxes is not  patriotic. Neither is waving a flag or wearing a red, white and blue hat.
  50. Speaking of that, symbolic gestures are generally bullshit.
  51. Hold hands.
  52. Speak up for yourself, because rarely will anyone else do it for you. But be humble.
  53. Make your bed every day, if for no other reason than it means you’ve accomplished something before putting your shoes on.
  54. If someone steals the credit, or you fail to get the credit you deserve, don’t mention it. Get over it.
  55. Every once in a while wear pretty bows and ribbons in your hair.
  56. When you kiss, touch a part of the other person’s face with your hand.
  57. Travel as much as you can, especially when you’re young.
  58. If you like someone, you should tell them. (In its simplest form this means: give people compliments. In a more complicated sense this means: tell people close to you that you love them, don’t have regrets in your personal relationships.)
  59. Try not to watch too much television.
  60. Learn two or three clean jokes that you can tell if you’re asked to make a speech or toast for any occasion.
  61. In regards to speeches: be brief.
  62. If the dorkiest boy in the class asks you to dance, politely thank him, and then dance with the poor fellow.
  63. Recognize that just because people may have been in jail or prison, if they have paid their dues, they deserve a second chance. We all make mistakes.
  64. Having said that, consult your father and mother before dating a felon.
  65. Be advised that if you ever meet your heroes, you’re likely to be disappointed.
  66. When faced with a difficult decision, take time before acting. No harm in giving it another day, week, or month. Sometimes the best action is no action.
  67. When in a serious relationship: commit.
  68. Don’t burn bridges. You never know when you’ll see someone again.
  69. Have the strength to ask for help. It’s not courageous to “go it alone.”
  70. Nurture a reputation of being someone who can be counted on.
  71. As soon as you can, when you start to earn money, have some of it automatically withheld and deposited in an investment account. Do this and you will be astounded by the accumulative power of compound interest.
  72. Be prompt.
  73. Try not to wear a lot of makeup.
  74. Don’t classify people as good or bad. We are all good and bad.
  75. Don’t scream at or hit your children. A parent shouldn’t be feared. A parent should be a safe haven to a child.
  76. Always, always do these three things for your children: open your home to them, loan them money, tell them the brutal truth.
  77. Make loud sandwiches with crunchy things on them, like potato chips, celery, and onions.
  78. Avoid using the word “um” and other forms of lazy speech.
  79. Speaking of that, there’s nothing wrong with a pause in conversation.
  80. Don’t steamroll your way through life. When you act like a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  81. Don’t play video games.
  82. When it comes to relationships don’t proceed based on arbitrary timelines. If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take long to get comfortable in it.
  83. Three luxuries it’s okay to spend money on: travel, clothing, and pastry. Three luxuries you shouldn’t spend a lot of money on: cars, gadgets, coffee.
  84. Good: calling your mother and father once a week. Better: sending a handwritten note to your parents for no reason. Best: including your parents in one of your favorite activities.
  85. Write handwritten notes, you’ll be remembered for it because no one else does.
  86. Don’t be one of those people who hates to have your picture taken. Look at the camera, shift a little to the side, lift your chin up slightly, and smile like you just heard a funny joke.
  87. Once you think you’ve got it figured out, you’ve stopped learning.
  88. Give compliments – to people you know and to total strangers.
  89. When you meet someone new, don’t ask “What do you do?” It’s lazy. Ask them what their favorite book is, or where they last went swimming, anything but “What do you do?” Avoid answering if someone asks you.
  90. Don’t read beauty, gossip, or advice magazines.
  91. Love your siblings, someday they may let you live in their guest bedroom.
  92. Try to make sure you have a few thousand dollars stashed away somewhere for an emergency. Somewhere other than a bank account.
  93. Don’t cover hardwood floors with rugs.
  94. For some stretch of time use public transportation. It will give you a chance to see some interesting people.
  95. Apologize swiftly and move on.
  96. If the person who loves you doesn’t have your back, move your back.
  97. Take care of your teeth.
  98. Avoid cliches: in written word, in speech, and in deed.
  99. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation.
  100. Everywhere you go, no matter who you meet, let them be happy.

2 Comments

  1. I do apologize for reynlipg in English, don’t know Hebrew but could read all the info via Google Translate The problem with the length of the name is not due to the Icelandic naming regulation, it is due to the fact that the computer system that was installed many years ago didn’t accept more than 31 characters. This made the government officials “ban” people to use above 31 characters. The only substitute is using only the first letter as Guy mentioned above.I know this sounds very stupid (it is) but this has been a problem for a long time but will be fixed soon since it is most likely illegal.Being Icelandic I do like the fact that we don’t use family names. This gives each individual the option of becoming something by his own but not “because he belongs to the Jonsson family” or something like that. Family names where used in Iceland by rich immigrants that ruled a lot the business in Iceland before we became indepented. Those names still exist with some individuals but we couldn’t care at all. Some form of Icelandic family names also have been used as with Laxness, Eldje1rn etc. but people will always have to use their parents name as well (people can choose between using your fathers or mothers name in your last name. By default fathers name is added to your name but it can be changed. So if my mothers name was Helga then I would be Helguson (the name to Helgu Helga changes according to Icelandic Grammar).a0

  2. You are a wonderful father and a beautiful person. Thanks for making me smile AND shed a tear. <3

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