People who seem wise have just had more opportunities to fail than you have.
Telling someone how you honestly feel isn’t a crime. It’s courageous.
Snow that looks fluffy and pretty in December, looks cold and shitty in March.
Anyone who uses the phrase “I find that highly interesting…” isn’t.
You will get more attention from being selfish than you will from being selfless.
When people tell you “whatever”, it’s just a nicer way of telling you to fuck off.
Only two types of people can get away with wearing sunglasses at night: rock stars and the blind.
After a bad breakup, it’ll seem as if every song ever written was about love.